A Translation Guide To Millennial Acronyms For Parents
Question… When you log onto your favorite social media platform these days, do you understand the acronyms flying about in cyberspace like last night’s dinner on the Space Shuttle? Duck!
Yup, me too. Listen, like you, I try my very best to be a cool, hip mom, with the super powers to translate their coded texts and social media posts.
Yet as a former newspaper journalist, I must admit, I’m truly shocked with some of the, “relaxed” writing styles, being published online.
Acronyms now appear to be an acceptable online journalistic reporting style for some long-lasting fashion and beauty magazines. SMH (see adult translation below).
Well, excuse my 50-something behind, but say W H A T? Mark Twain would probably have a clever and insightful response to the evolution of writing, and who could blame him?
I can only imagine, my kind and talented Senior Newspaper Editor saying to me, “Your article and photos are approved for print, but what exactly is a “WTF” and where does it live?”.
It appears that you and I need to learn an entirely new language, my midlife friends.
Here’s a quick list of some of the most commonly used acronyms, I’ll probably have to update this list often, to keep us all informed, IRL.
How to Speak Millennial Like a Pro
A Quick Guide To Internet/Text Acronyms for mamas and papas everywhere.
BAE ~ Before Anyone Else
CU ~ See You
FOMO ~ Fear Of Missing Out
FWIW ~ For What It’s Worth
ICYMI ~ In Case You Missed It
IDC ~ I Don’t Care
IRL ~ In Real Life
JK ~ Just Kidding
JOMO ~ Joy Of Missing Out
NBD ~ No Big Deal
NSFW ~ Not Safe For Work
NVM ~ Never Mind, Figured It Out Myself
SMH ~ Shaking My Head
TFW ~ That Feeling When
TIL ~ Today I Learned
Of course, there are many more millennial acronyms and I have no doubt the trend will continue. As mama’s, we need to have the skills to understand and speak this foreign language, because from all accounts, it just might be our future. NSFW!
Captain Kirk, out.
Feel free to share your own deciphered acronyms… We do love a good laugh, don’t we Tribe Fabulous?